You made me cry and you don't even care
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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