pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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