i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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