Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
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i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions