My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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