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btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer

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i owe you one

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thanks for snagging those panties for me

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(214): btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer (214): i owe you one (469): thanks for snagging those panties for me http://tfl.nu/g3sv

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cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton

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i said paris hilton

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thats even worse

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(770): cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton (1-770): i said paris hilton (770): thats even worse http://tfl.nu/l6ke

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(662): View more from Mississippi

New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?

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(662): New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests? http://tfl.nu/8lkf

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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.

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(316): she thought the capital of kansas was topanga. http://tfl.nu/ge7r

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(443): View more from Maryland

He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid

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(443): He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid http://tfl.nu/u0xl

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(314): View more from Missouri

the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.

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(314): the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier. http://tfl.nu/vyfv

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(727): View more from Florida

Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs

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(727): Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs http://tfl.nu/d5ya

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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.

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(815): This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro. http://tfl.nu/5jtw

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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day

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(985): I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day http://tfl.nu/t2zq

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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away

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(954): malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away http://tfl.nu/rorw

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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.

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(208): Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend. http://tfl.nu/hn01

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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant

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(209): You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant http://tfl.nu/dw7g

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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed

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(330): tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed http://tfl.nu/01ok

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Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.

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(610): Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey. http://tfl.nu/1z5r

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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.

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(617): The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library. http://tfl.nu/8dpw

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