Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.