she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.