Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
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Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.