He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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