I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
