I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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