he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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