How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
The air taste purple.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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