This show inspires me to have sex in space
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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