I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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