I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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