You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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