i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
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how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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