wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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