"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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