i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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