Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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