Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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