you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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