Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
40s are totally the cure
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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