i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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