Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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