no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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