I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
We are two peas in an std pod
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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