Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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