i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.