You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?