Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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