Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
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why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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