Plan B is the new Plan A
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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