i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
These tits shall not be calmed
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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