why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
The best revenge is premature balding
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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