Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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