I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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