Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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