i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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