Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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