He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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