Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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