if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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