Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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