Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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