wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
