i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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