How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
A+ Viking dick
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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