another moral hangover. fuck.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I FOUND THE LEGS
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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