Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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