I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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