I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I could fuck to npr.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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