this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
