how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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