And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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