That's when you crack a 10am beer
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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