As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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