Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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