im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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